Deadspin has been doing that for a while with NFL clips.

I’m not trying to take anything away from Doris, but the “grinning guys” are Jalen Rose and Avery Johnson. They played a combined 29 years in the NBA.

Worse still. He also combined it with Werewolves of London.

As long as we’re going anecdotal and shit my mom is also pushing 70 and I bet she’d beat beat Plunkett in nearly any athletic or intellectual endeavor.

+10,000 candles in the wind

You missed a golden opportunity, Befitzero:

It’s just kind of shorthand for the white trash mouth-breathers. It’s a silly name for a place and immediately evocative of the type.

I was at the game when W. Bush announced he was going to bomb Iraq. The team put it up on the Jumbotron. You should have heard the place erupt in cheers. They are my team but this fan base is so fucking dumb.

I’m a Ravens fan and fuck what the purple-camo clan think. Sign him, please.

These are some damn good emails. Hard to pick a favorite.

Yeah, just think of how many cartons of cigarettes LeBron could afford at Christmas.

Check out the shipping route up into Albany!

This is good kinja

I feel bad in the sense that I easily imagine minority umps are given short shrift, and it would be horrible to go from a place where I was being told I was good at my job for a decade to suddenly not.

“Trust me, these things will last.”

“Trust me, these things will last.”

The Guess Who goes try-hard and raises you one more set of Guns.

Nah. I don’t think you’re all assholes. Your comment is illustrative of what I DO think about Boston sports fans though- you all got to the top of the highest mountain and still complain about the view.

Well thats odd because I didn’t insinuate that.

Is this a joke I don’t get?