I'll tell you this, if it doesn't come with the "Stingray" name, it will certainly sting Ray... Wert.

I'm very uncomfortable with how that Tom's 86 is looking at me.

Still has the face only a mother could love.

What a coincidence! Same here!

Bullsh*t! I'd get in a wreck on purpose if I had to listen to Coldplay. Plus I listen to Johnny Cash on my way to work, no accidents.

Wow, the drift tax is massive with this car. It's not even the more desirable hatchback.

I'd take it over the C7 Corvette, jus'sayin'.

Yes but you have to pound down a whole bottle of Jalopnik Breakfast Scotch before you are officially official.

Were you at first just filled with vinegar?

I guess it's just a matter of preference. I think Mercedes does a better job of it rather than Honda and their CR-V

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This is a fantastically hideous looking car. This looks worse than a bosozoku car.

I blame the bozo in the brodozer.

I'm starting to feel alright about the tail lights, but that interior is poop.

nvm guise lulululul

Oh snap, I didn't see that. Gotta pull out the red card on this one.

The only turn-off of that posting is he didn't include a photo of the devil-thwarting engine. I want to see the heart of the beast.

I've been to a few Monster Truck rallies, I'm neither inbred nor was I ever drunk at one. In fact, I enjoyed it a lot.

Would you rather have a long-ass probe, or a long ass-probe?

If the chrome trim didn't surround the headlights, this would be a good looking truck in my opinion. I wish they did the same for the Colorado.