I live just outside of DC, my first reaction to the $360,000 median sales price was that it is either A) an old 600 sf condo in a nice part of the city, B) a decent-sized place in a very bad neighborhood, or C) an hour+ outside of the city (and still a townhouse).

Things you do if you've shot and killed a Bigfoot:

CHESS KING. The memories.

I disagree. I loved the mall. Just hanging out on the carpeted chairs, drinking an Orange Julius, buying parachute pants and buckle-filled shirts at Chess King....man, I felt like a king back then.