Also, if Sessions goes back to Alabama, Trump can hire a new AG who won’t be recused from the Russia investigation and could fire Robert Mueller.

I will confess really liking the moment when I nuzzle up to a dude’s neck and it smells faintly of sage and pepper. (Faintly is the key, here. I don’t want to sniff it before I get within nuzzling distance.) Sure, you could smell that way working in a kitchen, but that is likely to create other, less pleasant, smells.…

Because Brietbart hasn’t run afoul of a petty, vindictive piece of shit billionaire.

I gotta say, I admire the dedication to not revealing the true ending to Odyssey. You get all super moons and BAM... Mario takes off his mask and he was Waluigi ALL ALONG

If it’s a long flight where people sleep between meals, your socks stay on, there’s no smell, and you keep your feet on the ground, then I have no problem with it.

And guess what?

It concerns me that you have no idea of the commonly accepted definition of assault rifle.

FTFY

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

Prepare yourself for Hillary supporters that are indistinguishable from Trump supporters in their inability to admit their candidate was/is an asshole.

Bernie would’ve won.

Because there are still people who refuse to accept it as legitimate.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

Floribama Shore?

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

The Clinton’s are GOP. Deregulation of the communication industry, welfare reform, and let us not forget DOMA. Fuck them.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

Not really.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

ICP and 75% of their fans are so completely anti-racist you totally missed on this one. One of the cornerstones fo that shitty group is anti-racism.