Welcome to Gawker, where every article feels like a Journalism 101 assignment, and they aren’t picking the highest grades.

Nope, 1 in 43 is coming next.

By “something could have happened” I have to think you mean being taken seriously?

There’s not a lot of people that really trust Cruz anyway, and it wouldn’t really help ratings.

Obama couldn’t help out? He’s done far more for the Saudi’s.

How did you miss throwing something in there about only wanting white women? Journalistic integrity? Nope, not required at Gawker.

The depths of your despair are great!

Why is that in places where they don’t have access to guns they find something else to kill people with?

Having idiots in households makes them less safe.

No, most NRA members were raised to respect guns, and treat them responsibly. There are a lot of member that were raised around guns and had safety taught to them.

You let them eliminate themselves.. With stupid ads like this.

Did he recycle this ad?

How did any positive Trump news get into the media, that’s what I want to know. Someone was definitely asleep at the wheel.

Sounds like Trump was actually able to find the talent he needed, hmmm.

Do you have a Ted fantasy? That almost sounded like an erotic novel.

A title and a tweet, some one is an overachiever today.

F#@k, it looks like he may have violated at least the following federal regulations. This could be serious.

Man, he loves talking about sex. Do you think he actually does the counting?

’We believe we have the momentum, and we believe we have a path of victory,’

How many of those suits will actually go to court? Probably... zero.