This is why my mind gets blown every time I visit Disney World. The sheer scope of their wireless infrastructure is mind bottling. (They provide free WiFi for all, because your cell service will likely crap out)

Seconded. I dislike getting ice after having to clean the machine for inspection at McDonalds oh so many years ago.

Wanted to post Tiny Roger Federer from Upright Citizens Brigade...but it’s no where to be found on the internets.

It’s totally a pro wrestling match billing. Those two are eating this shit up too. Stone Cold would still talk a mudhole around these two.

I just got my Hue Color lights from Prime day and I’m in love. Now I look at my other non color hue lights in disgust. Should I explore my new found love and shell out hundreds to replace every light in my house or know that just some parts of it will be inferior?

That’s how ours works...but it doesn’t understand Illuminate/Deluminate.

I had fake cowboys show up once. I saw things.

This combined with the steep discounts for working at a hotel’s Corp office could be dangerous.

Counterpoint: Stopping people from skating down a public street at high-speeds with traffic is protecting people. Though, jumping out in front of one was a dick move.

God damnit, beat me to it.

Eh, I think making us all look and think about Hulk Hogan’s penis was much worse.

“What’s worse is that the entire time he was fucking us over, he kept murmuring “Yeah Jeets, Yeah Jeets” over and over.”

To be fair, Ryan is just looking to protect the women from getting raped by congressmen.

May we all at some point in our lives experience the joy and elation that this player has on his face while jerking off his buddies.

If Christianity came about later, Rome would’ve lasted longer. Christianity instilled the idea that only God is to be loved/believed. Therefore, the love and belief in the State died and Rome fell.

Jason, couch co op maybe?

“I will remove fdral funding from Illinois if they do not stop allowing others to clamp down on freedom os speech. SAD!”

I recently started playing. By the time I started chainsawing a Nazi, I had a smile on my face.

Counterpoint: We’ve seen strange shit happen this past year. A tropical fruit was voted president, men are wearing women’s clothing, kids are playing with small objects, Republicans became Russian apologists, Tesla made an suv, and Taco Bell made chicken into nachos. It’s a brave new world.

Diggs takes his new job seriously.