As I retold the joke to my aviation buddies, one pointed out that, in that case it would have to be the AC-130.

Get your jokes straight?

OKAY

Came here for this.

Have you heard about the law of enery conservation?

It takes a certain amount of energy to propel mass to certain speed.

That amount of energy does not change when the engine is smaller...

What trouble?

I thought that too. But the one in my 99’ 9-5 is holding up great!

It was a double backflip + 180 degrees just with a sketchy landing.

What did he do? I don’t get it :(

reminds me of this joke:

True...
Also Switzerland. They give everyone guns...

Finland and USA are two places where it happens more often than in other places. Both countries have more guns than in other places.

IT’S A CONSPIRACY!

I think he meant apple’s own products.
Honestly that is the only reason I don’t completely hate apple :D

You should honor this guy instead! I know it’s a lot less glamurous, but much much cooler.

Ugh I wanna punch her

Okay.
I’m sorry for assuming.
I do dislike Apple as a company, and I would never invest my own money in anything from them besides an iPod. BUT I got a faulty iPhone 5 which was about to be thrown away and I fixed it and damn I like how when I smash the screen I can get a new display from eBay overnight for 20€ and…

This is NOT correct!

So... Yeah. At the moment... Ferrari is still beating Ford. (ad-wise) xD
Your move, Ford!

Wasn’t this really filmed on the streets of these cities?

So you work with Apple I understand...