Then go for it.

Is Bill Murray going to have to choke a bitch?

"You better quit hitting me in the face!" "That's the point, it's a fight!" would be an EXACT line from a trailer for a new Judd Apatow movie, right before the background music cuts out and switches to something more tender.

That's a good way for folk to lose a toe.

Call 911. Maybeee! Ouch

Also I hope that kids first aid kit has a CT Scan in it

As I said earlier, "House of Duty: Titancall".

Agree to disagree I suppose. I just don't get that sense from the article at all, even in the parts you mentioned.

Bring back the other characters! Ronald is the weakest one. Nothing can kill the Grimace

Not as old as my dancing baby and angry guy at work smashes computer with keyboard videos!!

So, just to makes sure I've got this right:

The contradictory assumptions that we're all pasty and weak yet somehow villainous and predatory at the same time.

How did he get it to 4K? Was he using an emulator? It looks amazing!

I haven't played The Walking Dead, but I have been enjoying The Wolf Among Us. It's a melding of fairy tales and film noir, which makes for a good balance between light and dark. It turns navigating social situations into a gameplay mechanic, much more successfully than I've ever seen it done before.

Is it really so difficult to go click on another site? It's like having a valuable resource but never using it and letting it waste away. For me it's the same thing as when you or other people can't reverse search or something similar.

An article on taking off your t-shirt. Stuff like this has been on the sister site Lifehacker for years.

Pretty much this. He goes on about the list being the "worst of the worst"...then whines that it didn't meet his standards. I've played Neon and the hell out of it, and frankly enjoyed the depth and ideas they put into it. It's a nod to the 80s and kept the beat-em-up feel alive, and when you go on the record for…

LMAO at this guy. He thinks Double Dragon Neon (a fucking awesome game) was a lazy cash grab. Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons... that is all.

Great little story. If I were editing it, though, I would take out the "hell" at the beginning of "Hell, he had a snow day last week" since the previous sentence already had a "hell, [...]" sentence in it.

I'd like to see more of this around Deadspin, though. Appreesh.