maybe a cliched answer but as someone who has zero interest in motorsport, I absolutely loved Senna

Remember, wives are temporary, Lego is forever.

Diablo SV. Because:

They need to change their logo to something that doesn't look like a Paul Mitchell competitor circa 1986.

This is the expansion pack for the 918 set.

plot twist: the swan is the mistress

You get a star for saying "crotchfruit."

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.

Can you enjoy the engine sound if you know it's not real, and being piped in through the stereo?

Good choice in SVT cars. SVT Contour FTMFW

The Mazda The Whore

I had to go there, considering my avatar/handle.

That's what she said...

It failed because nobody wants a stupid car like that.

10/10, would laugh at comment again.

1. Sell kids

Lotus Carlton, the Charger Hellcat of the early 90s. That's when 'fast' and 'sedan' are rarely mentioned in the same sentence.