Tom Nook nothing. This man is the face of pure evil. Trying to collect some paintings to finish out your museum? NOPE ALL FAKE.

Sakurai doesnt age, he gets younger

when I realized the closest I could come to this in my life would be having my cat, Katamari, review the games I am playing I had a moment of self evaluation.

My wife picked it up for a few minutes. She promptly tried to stop at a red light (who does that?) and accidentally rear ended another car. She apologized profusely to the television for it.

Nailed it.

In Yoshi’s Woolly World he does actually turn into a motorcycle...

Well, he does turn into other things in Yoshi’s Island

You mean his name isn’t “Dr. Wowwy?”

soon all our games will sound like this

Here’s a movie about Snake:

I believe Leia referred to this as “the walking carpet tour”.

Well, I guess now things on 4chan are gonna get really weird.

Are there any articles about good levels that don’t also crossover with this insanely hard ones?

Thank you for doing this article.