Excessive hand-holding. I KNOW HOW TO JUMP, THANK YOU.
I really hate that one Kotaku site. Oh wait.......
More cheese. Because: cheese.
One thing I won’t do: Take the bananas approach prescribed by Andy Baio in Medium for his son. He methodically required his offspring to play through each generation of video games as he experienced them, in chronological order, from the arcade age to Atari to Nintendo (Famicom to Super to 64 and beyond) to Sega and…
well they better play this when it is set up
... an online/offline/invisible/busy status so you can play multiplayer games even when you don’t want to talk to any of your friends
(scroll scroll) No word on a Western release.
I really love how this thing seems to be biased toward interpreting everything as a dog’s face.
“It’s not bad tasting, but it’s not delicious either,” added Twitter user kourien_style.
Nothing turns me off more then buzzwords.
It’s a perfectly cromulent game.
What, no “immersive”? Lame.
“I fight for my pre-orders.”
Its me