He looks like a brownie as much as this guy looks like a soft serve.

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

I thought his favorite song was called "Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener"

I know that jlist.com has the Sagami Original (the 0.02 ones.), as well as some with extras. It should only be a question of time until they get the new ones.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

This is my second favorite headline ever at Kotaku.

Oh man, I didn't even realize how effeminate Chewbacca's figure looks on this toy.

She's so beautiful.

Yeah, fur doesn't translate that great into plastic.

I swear to god people in the US will overlook all the cool parts of this game and still say it sucks.

"Fucktaku reviews!"

In the words of the great R.R. Martin: "All right. King Joffrey is still at King's Landing, but there is a young blacksmith who wakes up one morning with a plan. And his weiner gently hangs down between his legs, soft and flaccid, his weiner glistens in the golden sunlight..."

That's enough internet for this afternoon.

Comments section: Let the games begin!

ide say J-box.

So you're going to review them, right?

According to website ZakZak, it took Sagami Rubber Industries over ten years to realize these rubbers, from conception to completion. In total, over 20,000 condoms were put through a battery of tests (probably water leakage tests, burst tests, and tensile tests as well as, I'm guessing, other tests) in a trial and…

Think we can get these through Play-Asia?

That way it doesn't affect how the wiener dangles when you show it to people.

G.R.R.M. Approved~!

"I'm glad you're not like those other guys, Beaver and Buffcoat."