Turd on wheels or Donkey Kong?

RIP your sense of humor.

Kinda looks like the character models in FF3 DS and FF4 DS.

"I also wanted to show people that [Kingdom Hearts III] is going to start from a place they won't expect." What does this mean? Is he saying that the story is gonna start in an unexpected place? My guess is, due to what we saw in the trailer (SPOILER ALERT FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FULLY CAUGHT UP WITH KINGDOM HEARTS)…

I love burgers. I love strawberries. But burgers and strawberries together? No. That sounds like a recipe for instant nausea.

So does this mean that Gundam is like the most unrealistic series taking place in space ever?

ENLARGE DONG

Goodwill? More like Goodluckfindingwhatyouwant.

I could see the DD game selling well and being popular if this was 2011 but it's not 2011 anymore. And besides that, who would wanna give money to some of the most racist, homophobic idiots on TV after what happened not too long ago? Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you HAVE to hate on everybody who isn't…

BUY IT. Seriously it's awesome. Ball bustingly difficult but still awesome.

I'm in the market for a new mousepad within the range of $5-10. Please recommend something that's comfy and will last a long time.

Happy birthday Nintendo!!! I will stick with you until the very end. Even when I'm old and on my death bed, I'll be laying down, playing Pokémon just like when I was younger. Words cannot truly express how much I love you.

At least the water doesn't come out of the crotch.

Sometimes I really wonder if that book was written as a joke or not. Even if semen really is nutritious, I still wouldn't eat it even if I was getting payed for it.

Rhythm Heaven [DS] ($11) | Amazon

You can preorder your copy of Evangelion 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo with its limited edition 54 page artbook for $15 off MSRP today. [Evangelion 3.33]

The DS4 is my new favorite controller to use on PC. When my brother got a PS4, of course we played with the PS4 for a few hours and a few days later I found a program that makes the DS4 usable on PC. I played a couple games with it and I love it. Too bad I can't get the touchpad to work on PC though.