Fun fact: the theme song to Perfect Strangers was written by Jesse Frederick and Bennett Salvay. Salvay and Frederick were Miller-Boyett’s in-house composers; they also composed the theme songs for, among others, Full House and Family Matters.

Thanks for reminding me that glory holes exist, Katy

This was the Met Gala a couple of weeks ago! Why they dressed like they were going to a balalaika concert, I have no idea.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

I see that now, but I originally saw a little Katheryn Hahn in there.

I don’t know why I even clicked. There’s absolutely nothing about this that isn’t Just Fucking Awful.

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS CANNIBAL COP. That’s it.

i’d set my watch and warrant on it.

Agreed. This kind of article is what I want to see here.

Take your star and sit down.

The clue is in his name: Jeff Beauregard Sessions. As I’ve said here before, he’s a slave plantation come to life, as his past proves. He’s doing this to lock up as many people of color as possible before his trial and execution for treason.

My reaction:

Groot looks a bit like William DaFoe

Contempt, the word is deep, abysmal contempt.

GROOOSSSS. Everything about this is gross. I’m especially grossed out by this:

The take from this: At one time or another, The President has choked a dog...probably to death.

McCarthy as Sanders and the punchline is nobody ever knows if it’s Spicer in disguise or not.