“...Were it not for a number of practical considerations...”

Or would it be more appropriate to say..... spooning? ;)

YESSS. Wee, beady eyes!

Why do people seem to believe this? What is there that would give people this impression? She repeatedly has used her platform to spout hateful, racist rhetoric for years now. She believes in her own disgusting bullshit, period.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

I decided a long time ago that people like Jones, or Rush, or Beck, it doesn’t MATTER if they believe the shit they peddle, they damage is real. These guys are modern snake oils for broken minds and broken spirits. They are no better than the televangelist who takes old ladies’ Social Security check, buys a…

You are apparently in a better part of Texas than I am. I got stuck in line in front of two Trumpfucks and ooooooooh, they do Not like being questioned by the little white girl with the tattoos and an undercut.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

It’s the Sarah Palin school of “standing up for veterans”. Talk a big game on Veteran’s Day and Memorial Day, starve the VA every other day of the year.

I’d love to know when exactly this guy thought a draft dodger who insulted all POWs, denigrated a Gold Star family, called PTSD victims weak and thought it was cool to be given a Purple Heart because he always wanted one (but not enough to actually get one by the usual “stand in front of a bullet” way) had ever stood…

There is one thing Trump has accomplished, and I imagine it’s what that fellow had in mind. He empowered AmericanBigots™. Not y’know with jerbs or healthcare, but to be able to speak your hate and not suffer any repercussions, but in fact get applauded.

Based on his current spouse, doesnt Cheetolini also prefer illegal birds?

Predator and prey will have to band together and stack on top of each other.

Wrong - no sequels, no Mini Me and Fat Bastard.

Can we appreciate how the awning makes the lead image look like someone’s scrapbooking project about car pictures?

This will now be my standard reply whenever I hear the annoying question, “Why do you drive a stick?”

Metal you say...

You joke about death metal cooking...

Verizon scams the US taxpayers out of $200B with nothing to show (https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20060131/2021240.shtml) and ATT tries to block local communities from rolling out their own fiber (http://www.cio.com/article/3029727/consumer-electronics/why-atts-attempt-to-kill-municipal-broadband-in-tenn-matters-all-…

The kicker was, the audio was always perfect. Without the audio, it wouldnt have worked.