Well hey, maybe don't project unfair shit onto your husband.

If by Grandpa Munster you mean a relative who would lock you away in a cell for the rest of your life.

Uh, no. My girlfriend has a horse that's likely worth more than my house. If we were to get married, which I hope we eventually do, the chance of me making her sell her horse is a strong 0%. Riding is something she's passionate about, just like my cars are something I'm passionate about, and I wouldn't make her give…

As a slope, and an American, i am not offended by the initial joke nor the apology. People need to get over themselves.

Jalopnik does not care what Jezebel thinks about his car. He damned sure won't sell the Porsche to keep the wife, either.

Let me tell you a story: A guy marries his longtime girlfriend. Shortly after marriage, she finds him in the garage cleaning his beloved E-type and says: "Now that we're married, I think you should sell that thing and get something more sensible." Long pause. Then he says: "You know, for a minute there, you sounded…

We also hate your stupid sexy Flanders:

Jalopnik does not approve of this study.

I am the one that posted this for my friend on syty and have to say that the help and feedback is overwhelming in the syty community. I have goosebumps thinking about how close knit a community the sytyers are as well as car people in general. We all have a love and that is cars no matter what kind they are and when…

Coming from .NET, whomever did this is scum. We've got a few people who would pass on the reward in exchange for a few minutes of "alone time" with the perps.

Honestly I kind of wish reviews of games could all be done like this. Where we don't start talking about them or reviewing them until we've had the time to beat these games twice over and really think about what it was, what it meant, and how we felt by the experience as a whole.

I am seeing more in depth analysis of…

I beat the game a couple days after it came out, I then re-watched both the 10 minutes and 15 minutes of "game play". After watching both I was actually pretty disappointed with the Bioshock Infinite that we got. It is by no means a bad game, but after watching both videos and seeing how much better the game looked…