If it was an 86 wagon, we might be related.

I actually knew this one. I learned to drive on an ‘86 Buick LeSabre wagon (fake wood paneling and all). We called them portholes, and my dad always corrected us. Side note: I would have went with a different Simpsons reference personally, but I suppose yours is more accurate for the topic (fancy pants).

HA! No worries at all, I do what I can.

As someone married to a nurse, that was the first thing I noticed. No nurse has manicured nails/hands like that. Painted nails sure, but longs nails like that are going to break, get snagged, and be general petri-dishes.

Welcome to The Root, Mr. CK.

Guy #1:

Save up some cash, and take a trip to Vegas, Amsterdam, or your particular Sin City of choice. A nice long weekend if you will.

Get laid by a professional, realize you’re making a bigger deal out of this than it is because it’s in your head. To quote The 40 year old virgin “You’re putting the pussy on a…

You. I like you.

Nothing but a bush-whackin’ sack shooter!

I could see them using a variation of this for a scene when he was performing. I would guess his “villain” look would be closer to the Ultimates version though.

See also: Body dysmorphic disorder and Racial fetishism. This woman needs a psych eval. because there is something very wrong upstairs. She views an entire race of people as an attainable “look”.

holy shit. If that isn’t terrible photoshop, I have no words.

I can already see the family Halloween costumes...van included.

I’m amazed no one else got the reference, or at least didn’t comment on it.

I’ll be real happy if we get a Moon Knight cameo at some point. Probably the closest I’ll get to a Moon Knight stand alone show/movie.

Not to purposely pimp another website, but I’m morbidly curious as to how accurate RLMs Han Solo-solo movie predictions are going to be.

Is any one really surprised by this? Iggy Azalea is/was a one hit wonder. The Pop/Rap version of 98 Degrees. She was never meant to be a long lasting influence, she doesn’t have the vocal talent. Clearly she thought she was the second coming of Biggie, and all the people she worked with clearly saw her as a gullible…

“This is what it is like in the real world when you have a boyfriend”

$1000+ for a phucking phone. No.

Extremely over priced, with no real stand out innovation, just more of the same. Also, once again, nothing for contractors or extreme duty/hard working environments. Consider me underwhelmed.