Back in 2010 I was looking at buying a Colorado. Tested a few, and I knew what options I wanted there’s a dealership not terribly far from us that rhymes with Lillips Chevrolet of Frankfort.

Go in on a Thursday because myself and my wife have off work. At this time I’m trading in my god awful old man metallic tan 2000…

While completely off topic, the theme for Perfect Strangers always reminded me of the theme for Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Aside from being vaguely in the same key, these are not interchangeable. Nostalgia is weird some times.

Holy crap, this has to be a doctored photo. Please tell me they’re cosplaying as Kira and Jen from Dark Crystal.

Standing TAAAAAAAALLLLL.....on the wings of my dream!

also, this...mmmm so hammy.

2.2 million you say?

I had the exact same take away from this. I have no doubts this sick bastard has murdered animals.

Yeah, fuck her.

You don’t get to weaponize sexism and use it to your advantage when your backing someone who’s openly admitted (proudly, at that) to being a complete fucking creep on multiple occasions.

Way to talk out of both sides of your mouth you fucking monster.

Can we just make the judgement call that the GOP, and 90% of our government has been infiltrated by Hydra?

It’s a hell of a lot easier to swallow than the fact that these are real people, with roles in our government.

You can all play coy, but you know what I’m going for here.

Soooo many expensive actuators to break. Those little roof wing panels have to be exceedingly expensive.

GIRL WE WANT A MONTAGE! (...montage...)

Seeing as the first Cars movie was a rehash of Doc Hollywood, this makes sense. 

Way back in my early days of college, I had an 89 Mercury Topaz (maroon with grey interior) that was a hand me down vehicle from both of my older siblings, that was also in turn a previous State Farm fleet car.

It was so generic, truly a point A to point B car. It gave up the ghost when a motor mount let go, and the…

No worries, I didn’t specify, so I could see the confusion.

Meh, we’ll all be dead in six months anyway with the way things are going.

I wasn’t talking about the Dems. While I think it was foolish to sing, I was referring to the repubs getting on a party bus after the vote.

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

Uneducated people, who aren’t politically active/aware, until they’re sold on some ridiculous sound bite.

2017 Ruf CTR “Yellowbird”
While is will always love the 1987 CTR, you can not beat the shear beauty of this car. Technically a ground up build, it’s a steal at 800K.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING!?

HOW? HOW DO THESE GARBAGE PEOPLE STILL HAVE JOBS, AND AREN’T PULLED OUT INTO THE STREET AND BEATEN. OUR GOVERNMENT IS BROKEN, BOUGHT, AND SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

I am so unbelievably disappointed, and angry all at the same time.