I don’t know, Sindel was pretty cool in Mortal Kombat.

Also, this looks like bad cosplay. Really, really bad cosplay.

You’ve had a Saleen Explorer, and now a Shelby Durango. I feel like you’re leading to a special edition GM vehicle. You’re going with late model 4 door SUV, so I’m guessing Sy/Ty/SoGT are out (NP at any price).

Perhaps a SAAB 9-7x Aero?

Wow it’s damn early for COTD, but you may have nailed it.

You forgot cuck, and special snowflake, SAD!

So when does he buy the Corvette? This is clearly a mid-life crisis after all.

Not a single picture in these comments of Kenneth Branagh’s facial hair from his last great period piece. I’m disappointed in all of you Jezebel.

On a side note, I’m going to assume the train turns into a giant mechanical snake, or some sort of centipede.

Exactly what I came to post after the opening pic. I figured that’s what the article was leading with. Well played sir/madam +1

I must be turning into an old person, because I am not a fan. It doesn’t help matter that he put (IMHO) the worst factory wheels on the best BMW body style. I loathe the Style 95s, but it doesn’t help matters that I associate those wheels with the ugliest 7-series.

Stanced cars always scream “I cut the springs because…

Clearly it would be a pile, right?

I read that as 1.5 bottles of cheap Malort, and that scared the crap out of me.

A rebuilt Cherno-Alpha would make me stupid happy. I’m likely going to see this movie regardless, because GIANT MECH DESTRUCTION.

Cheap Bro-Force wheels, obvious road rash, and a dodgy history...all for the low low price of 20K (likely 16k if you try) for what may or may not be a multi-owner basket case. PASS THE PIPE.

He calls his wife “Mother”; making your statement is 100% accurate. I’m more curious what the Vegas odds are on the amount of guys he’s likely blown, then had murdered.

Oh man...I’m not sure if I should make a Cyrus the Virus joke, or a Fat Mac from It’s Always Sunny joke.

Yeah, he just looks too much like Fat Mac.

It’s getting panned by pretty much every reviewer; basically calling it extremely convoluted and poorly written.

Women really do need to remember that we need you...to have our children.

She would admit that under oath if it would help her out, not because it was true. She doesn’t have hippie roots, she’s just a deadhead 

Just to put this into a really weird perspective, there is only five years (5) between the first Wayne’s World, and this movie.

In my head those movies feel DECADES apart.

Ohhhhh, you’re going to buy my chicken...ooohohohoho!

The fact that his co-star is legitimately trying to keep a straight face is what makes that scene.

Like Squirt, but more seltzer-y. So yeah, an old man’s Squirt.

Side note: Above is the worst sentence I’ve ever written.