You’ve had a Saleen Explorer, and now a Shelby Durango. I feel like you’re leading to a special edition GM vehicle. You’re going with late model 4 door SUV, so I’m guessing Sy/Ty/SoGT are out (NP at any price).

Perhaps a SAAB 9-7x Aero?

Wow it’s damn early for COTD, but you may have nailed it.

So when does he buy the Corvette? This is clearly a mid-life crisis after all.

Not a single picture in these comments of Kenneth Branagh’s facial hair from his last great period piece. I’m disappointed in all of you Jezebel.

On a side note, I’m going to assume the train turns into a giant mechanical snake, or some sort of centipede.

Exactly what I came to post after the opening pic. I figured that’s what the article was leading with. Well played sir/madam +1

I must be turning into an old person, because I am not a fan. It doesn’t help matter that he put (IMHO) the worst factory wheels on the best BMW body style. I loathe the Style 95s, but it doesn’t help matters that I associate those wheels with the ugliest 7-series.

Stanced cars always scream “I cut the springs because…

Clearly it would be a pile, right?

I read that as 1.5 bottles of cheap Malort, and that scared the crap out of me.

Cheap Bro-Force wheels, obvious road rash, and a dodgy history...all for the low low price of 20K (likely 16k if you try) for what may or may not be a multi-owner basket case. PASS THE PIPE.

He calls his wife “Mother”; making your statement is 100% accurate. I’m more curious what the Vegas odds are on the amount of guys he’s likely blown, then had murdered.

Oh man...I’m not sure if I should make a Cyrus the Virus joke, or a Fat Mac from It’s Always Sunny joke.

Yeah, he just looks too much like Fat Mac.

Women really do need to remember that we need you...to have our children.

She would admit that under oath if it would help her out, not because it was true. She doesn’t have hippie roots, she’s just a deadhead 

Just to put this into a really weird perspective, there is only five years (5) between the first Wayne’s World, and this movie.

In my head those movies feel DECADES apart.

Ohhhhh, you’re going to buy my chicken...ooohohohoho!

The fact that his co-star is legitimately trying to keep a straight face is what makes that scene.

Yes. Metal all the things.

I remember playing the “Elbow or Tit” game when I was younger. I swear they knew what they were doing because the audio was always 100% clear.

Only 5 years between this and the Ty. Syclones were 1991 (with four in 1992), and Typhoons were 92-93; and they still do it better than this rattle trap.

This is a 1993

Your numbers are a bit off, if you include the Non-S/C and non-AWD versions, there were closer to 225 XP6/XP8 built, though the from the forums they estimate somewhere between 100 to 125 to be in running/driving condition.

As a fan[atic] of the Syclone and Typhoon (as well as the lesser Sonoma GT), these trucks suffer…