Completely agreed. I couldn’t get past the calendar bit. It was so stale and un-funny, and simple wouldn’t end.

Also, and I know this is not picking, but Louis CK in tailored suits really bothers me. It’s a complete slap in the face to the comedy and persona he’s cultivated over the last decade. It’s like I want to…

If you can’t make it through the first third, you’re not making it to the second half. I had the same issue as OP. I got to the jokes about the calendar, and realized I was spending more time checking email on my phone...which I was personally disappointed in because I hold his comedy in such high regard.

Have you sat in one recently? I test drove a 2016 GMC Sierra SLT about a month ago, and I would say it easily rivaled my Volvo for comfort and ease of use.

GM is interestingly switching roles of GMC and Chevy trucks, bringing GM downmarket and Chevy up

WHOA WHOA WHOA - We Jalops are not scum. Greasy and dirty maybe, but not scum.

#notalljalops

Ugh, it’s like a Honda Element after 8 months of CrossFit.

This thread doesn’t have nearly enough Volvo representation for Jalopnik Standards.

I stand by my statement that the Bandits, Aces, or Dealers would have all been better names than the Golden Knights.

This is a prison cell. I don’t care where it’s located; if you’re honestly saying this is acceptable you need to raise your standards.

Saw the headline, immediately read it as Kat Dennings and was very confused.

You smell that? It’s the subtle smell of shit. Don’t listen to what they have to say and just look at that last picture and what it implies.

Four, dolled up white moms, all fake smiles, while clutching their pearls on national TV.

There are no same sex couples, no people of color, no single parents, and no childless…

You smell that? It’s the subtle smell of shit. Don’t listen to what they have to say and just look at that last picture and what it implies.

Four, dolled up white moms, all fake smiles, while clutching their pearls on national TV.

There are no same sex couples, no people of color, no single parents, and no childless…

Check the reviews of the safe. Very easy to open, and not secure in anyway. No proper safe is $47. Buy at your own risk.

Check the reviews of the safe. Very easy to open, and not secure in anyway. No proper safe is $47. Buy at your own…

Can we take a minute and all laugh at the fact that someone already took that half assed apology and modified it “Homer the Pervert” style.

Entschuldigen sie bitte, mein Deutsch ist rostig. Ich kann nicht gesprecht für alle Amerikaner, aber diese gross gelb Arschloch ist nicht auch unswere.

(It’s been years since I’ve written in German, please forgive any spelling or grammatical errors)

Pretty much me right now.

Agreed.

Just did a GIS for “shitty beater plow truck”. You are a magician.

Side comment: We had a ‘78 K-5 Blazer that was damn near identical in appearance, minus the plow.

Why in gods name are you shoveling that by hand? Do you actively hate life? Buy a 4-wheeler with a plow, and call it a day.

South of Chicago reporting in - If you wait that long the strain can actually kill you (well, if you’re old and/or out of shape). Over exerting yourself while fully bundled in thick poorly breathing clothing is a recipe for a heart attack. They call it the Widow Maker season for a reason.