Random_Task
RandomTask
Random_Task

While it has no bearing on anything, can we just start calling him Bitch McConnell, or FTD (Flaccid Turtle Dick) for short (heh, pun intended). As in get this to be his official nickname in the same way Santorum has a much more well known secondary terminology?

This sad, slimy asshole deserves nothing but contempt, and

Good lord. This needs to have more stars. He looks like he could be his damn son.

I have zero pity for her. She knew what she was getting into marrying this horrid, animated pile of human garbage.

Be strong for your students. They need you today, and all the days after.

That’s actually a pretty damn great idea. It’s like the McBane skits the Simpson’s used to do.

That’s actually a pretty damn great idea. It’s like the McBane skits the Simpson’s used to do.

You, I like you.

No need to apologize! We need humor and sarcasm as much as possible right now. Do your thing Agog Cuttlefish!

I had to, you forced me to do this.

Now playing

Armed to the tits, I like that, I’m stealing it.

Also I feel that this is relevant. I’m also looking for humor anywhere I can find it because we’re living in a fucking fever dream right now.

Holy hell, I’m truly sorry to hear that. I have no doubts it’s an out of sight, out of mind justification. “It’s just playful grabbing, that’s not ‘rape’...completely different.”

...Or infrastructure or healthcare.

Piss off snowflake. This directly news directly affects the automotive industry. And no, 15 to 20 BILLION (that’s with a B, chief) is not worth it.

I figured Pilsen, or Ukrainian Village.

Ha, same here. When I would get off/on I-355, the house right at the exit had made a very large, very well built MAGA sign. I kid you not this thing looked like a bill board that could with stand a semi truck plowing through it. The crazy thing is, it’s still out there, though they’ve since turned it into part of an

Oof, that’s got to make conversations fun right now.

You’d be amazed at how many people around Chicago (burbs areas) are/were pro-rotten oranges. I’m in the south burbs of Chicago, and regularly travel the state for work. I was/am always amazed at the sheer amount of Trump signs in people’s yards, many of which are still there, like some kind of bizarre badge of honor.

I

Now playing

Never have I felt something to be more applicable than this fucking scene. Our ship is sinking right in front of us. The big difference here is our captain isn’t going down with the ship; our captain is Joseph Hazelwood, and he’s 3/4 deep into a handle of Jack.

You need more stars. Thank You for the link to the article, nothing like a sour stomach to go with my morning coffee. High anxiety, now part of a complete breakfast.