I have zero pity for her. She knew what she was getting into marrying this horrid, animated pile of human garbage.

Be strong for your students. They need you today, and all the days after.

That’s actually a pretty damn great idea. It’s like the McBane skits the Simpson’s used to do.

That’s actually a pretty damn great idea. It’s like the McBane skits the Simpson’s used to do.

You, I like you.

No need to apologize! We need humor and sarcasm as much as possible right now. Do your thing Agog Cuttlefish!

I had to, you forced me to do this.

Armed to the tits, I like that, I’m stealing it.

Also I feel that this is relevant. I’m also looking for humor anywhere I can find it because we’re living in a fucking fever dream right now.

Holy hell, I’m truly sorry to hear that. I have no doubts it’s an out of sight, out of mind justification. “It’s just playful grabbing, that’s not ‘rape’...completely different.”

...Or infrastructure or healthcare.

Piss off snowflake. This directly news directly affects the automotive industry. And no, 15 to 20 BILLION (that’s with a B, chief) is not worth it.

I figured Pilsen, or Ukrainian Village.

Ha, same here. When I would get off/on I-355, the house right at the exit had made a very large, very well built MAGA sign. I kid you not this thing looked like a bill board that could with stand a semi truck plowing through it. The crazy thing is, it’s still out there, though they’ve since turned it into part of an…

Oof, that’s got to make conversations fun right now.

You’d be amazed at how many people around Chicago (burbs areas) are/were pro-rotten oranges. I’m in the south burbs of Chicago, and regularly travel the state for work. I was/am always amazed at the sheer amount of Trump signs in people’s yards, many of which are still there, like some kind of bizarre badge of honor.

I…

Never have I felt something to be more applicable than this fucking scene. Our ship is sinking right in front of us. The big difference here is our captain isn’t going down with the ship; our captain is Joseph Hazelwood, and he’s 3/4 deep into a handle of Jack.

No, Elton, no I can’t.

You need more stars. Thank You for the link to the article, nothing like a sour stomach to go with my morning coffee. High anxiety, now part of a complete breakfast.

The oldest has a 3DS but he’s a bit careless about leaving the games lying around. My youngest has also developed a habit for putting things into other things. You don’t have to be Colombo to work out who the culprit is here.

Look at Newt Gingrich. Now picture him having sex (sorry). There are people who have sex with other people to advance their positions, and not necessarily out of love and joy for one another.

Also I’m sure a financial transaction is involved 98% of the time (2% margin of error).