@Octomac: I don't believe a poet could have put that better. Truer words have never been spo....oh Jersey Shore is on.

@$kaycog: what the hell did that person do to that poor Studebaker Hawk.

@dxgirly: yeah just re-read that, and it came off pretty mean/douchey, so my apologies.

@Fat Tire: as in with a bat, or P in the V?

@Random Task: and

I can think of two off the top of my head, and both fall into different genres:

@dxgirly: Just to let you in on a secret:

Wow, there are a lot of people jumping to conclusions about this. Yeah he looks about as sharp as a bag of hammers, but that's no reason to assume he was solely responsible, or did anything at all .

-One particularly loathsome type is the Pack, childlike undead that quickly swarm the player in groups.-

Maybe I'm missing something, but this seems like a really good price, on what seems to be a purpose built weekend toy.

@Coreboy: As a Chicago native...hopefully the same thing Ted Williams was - Looking for a new job.

Pretty sure I can see nipple, that or I'm developing a cataract.

@Rattleface Zombies, proprietor of BRAINS.: Face=Paper or plastic.

@TheAntiCat is smoking cat-nip whilst playing 21.: (in terrible Ukrainian accent) Your standards...I has them.

@ChiefPontiaxe: This had better make the list. For everyone that has randomly gunned the motor in the driveway or garage at the thought of their ex.

trick question with as easy answer. I wouldn't.

@reddingofish: BRAAAAAAAAM

@reddingofish: I can get behind this in two ways:

@Captain_Tripps: Nice sharp knife...good present for your mama.

Holy S#!T Meredith!!! That image is from More Scary Stories to tell in the Dark!!!