@elchimpo: I'm just going to leave this here and say NUH UH!!!!

@Dab O' Swine: HA, this guy thinks he's a comedian...now if you specified base model with an automatic...I'd agree.

@Ash78, granny shifting: And I say F-that. I just got rid of my 2000 Bu (Champagne Metallic, just like the picture). She had 193,xxx on her when she finally gave up the ghost and I put her through absolute hell. That car will always have a warm place in the corner of my garage...errr heart.

FT-86: Simply because it will never happen.

@Daemonicus: How did he see me?!

He achieved Baja glory the minute he said he was going for it in a parts car. Bill Caswell is an inspiration to tool shed Jalops everywhere. Cheers and congrats to getting through the green!

@Uncle Spiegel Fester: ha...had this nick name long before that movie, To quote Office Space...why should I change, he's the one who sucks.

@calzonegolem: Eh...no...well...no...

@Uncle Spiegel Fester: Que the "I see what you did there." picture of Fry.

@Ash78, granny shifting: That and Deep Roy (as in the guy that played the Oompa Loompas in the crap-tastic remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory played the Tin-Man.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: exactly what I was thinking.

I can't be the only one that thinks this looks EXACTLY like the new(er) Chevy grill...right? RIGHT?!

@Archaotic: or for that matter a Jeep Wrangler plastered with game ads.

Trans-AM, IROC...oh and Super modified Shovel Racing (deemed too dangerous).

@jacobestes: if crazy attention whores are your thing, sure have at it.

Once again...completely relevant to the article.

@CRXPilot is really Hank Yarbo: No love for Willis or Lundgren? I am disappoint.

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: The GMC Syclone and Typhoon would disagree with multiple parts of this statement.

@KeyserSöze: I'm assuming he meant biting or licking her forearms or calfs...which means...ZOMBIES!!!!!!

20 bucks says shes on the 2:30 PM Tuesday squad at Spearmint Rhino.