There are two that immediately come to mind that I'm really surprised haven't been mentioned.

I've said it before and I'll say it again (this time in all caps to show how serious I am)

@romevi04: ah this takes me back to wasting time in college not doing what I was supposed to be doing. For that you get...

@snap_understeer_ftw: Hmm, so let me get this straight...because I own an FWD sport compact (Cobalt SS) with good performance and handling, that was also shades cheaper in final cost, that automatically makes it pseudo-rice? Might I ask you to please explain your logic?

there was but one word that popped into my head while reading this...

@Dark_Mirage: Yes, yes you have. This is completely appropriate

He had better pull a "You can't see me" at some point in this game.

@DunnCarnage: you sir must be in the field of engineering. Not a day goes by that this doesn't happen in my office.

No. no no no no no.

I have a feeling I'm going to catch hell for this, but I think the 2008-2010 Cobalt SS.

I go through this entire thread, and only THREE(?!) people mention the GMC Syclone and Typhoon? WTF Jalops, I am saddened today.

This is like Ice T's wife CoCo. The rear end is amazing...truly a work of art, but the total package leaves a lot to be desired. The high end model will be overpriced but pretty damn desirable to a select few (self included), but in the end it's going to be driven by a hard ass black guy.

@Skunky: Don't forget he was also the original C. Montgomery Burns and Moe Sizlak.

@Dravs: Burnanating the peasants...

@snap_understeer_ftw: This = win + heartclick.

This is why I love Jalopnik. Is it wrong to admit that I own this and the Transformers Movie (cartoon original) on DVD, and watched both as recently as last fall?

@Straight6er: oh a heart-click for you sir.

God forbid you think for yourself and don't immediately do what everyone else is doing... I don't care which way you lean, and how great of a cause it may be - blindly following because you're told to makes you a complete moron. Take the time and do your GD homework. Now get off my LAWN!!!

@Roekone: she is, she's from Chicago. I think she was raised in America's Hat.