....did they reduce the polycount on his face?

People seem to forget that in 2006 no one thought of Phones without buttons.

Why do Nazis in Vidyagaems never act like human beings?

Marriage? Yes.

I don't think that's how relationships worked in the RL 3rd Reich.

Gronkh?

Right in the conservative Childhood.

It's the Gamecube all over again.

...what am I even reading

The Illuminati has seized BEN with the help of Slenderman and is now trying to revive Squidward.

In the past I've struggled with Mario Kart driving controls, struggling to grasp the correct timing of the series' signature drift and boost system. Moments into my first run through the game's first track, Mario Kart Stadium, I was powersliding around corners like a semi-pro.

Would be cool for hyper-realistic ARMA servers though.

Looks like they were ripping off every Anime/cheap ass TV show/Movie evar made.

Welcome to modding.

Cameltoe.

I played 120 hours of Skrim and still lack 35% of achievements.

Crysis 2 for PC

I hope first-person VR space simulator MMOs will end the modirn wurfurr fad we've been experiencing since 2007.

Mario Kart DS is best Mario Kart.

Kotaku, the eternal gaming slowpoke.