Playing the Kinect games gave me impression of remote-controlling a robot.

Because the 3D effect stops looking good after 5 minutes. Then, it's just lame. It also offers no advantages in 99% of the games, and no one plays Microsoft Flight Simulator on a 3DS anyway.

Had Crysis' publisher not been EA, PC gaming would be a better race.
Hell, CE2 was just a watered down version of CE1 for consoles(which is why they had to add Dx11 later), while Crysis 3 fixed the graphics but the sellout douches at Crytek had to appease the ADHD-suffering CoD crowd by slighly increasing map size (so…

Had EA not forced them to turn Crysis into a console-friendly CoD ripoff, PC gaming would be a better race.

Are there any story driven games where you can play as a german WWII soldier??
I'm getting tired of killing generic retarded "HEIL HITLAR!!11" depictions of my ancestors.

Oh, I've tried to adapt my personality all the time during my 5 years of High/middle school.
It only lead to more earrape, bullying by teachers and the entire fucking education system of my country. After trying to find the reason for the rejection from Kindergarten onwards, I simply settled with the fact that rich…

The fanbase is what's actually keeping me hooked onto Touhou. Not only does ZUN a great job at "handling" the fanbase (by having a very basic canon and avoiding retarded shipping wars), but the insanely high quality of the fanworks and absence of people like Chris-chan and Sonmanic and with ZUN endorsing said fanworks…

Glad to see that there are other Touhou fanboys on Kotaku.

You just summed up my entire childhood.

The most awesome dream I ever had had me flying around a snowy BF3 map and shooting danmaku while everyone else was like "z0mg HAX!!" or "gg this team sucks".

First-Person Danmaku. Nothing else.

Anything by our drunken Japanese Overlord.

When will the maximum eye size be reached?

It may have been a tad moar successful had Nintendo not bottlenecked it with the stupid Minidisc format and lack of Internet.

Nintendo is once again thinking that some gimmick/their previous successes can guarantee future successes. It happened before with the n64 and the Gamecube.

The forest maze?

I am amazed that the Simpsons still exist.

Grass used to be cool back in 2007....I feel old.

As in, 75% of the Internet.

Ironically, the whole FPS part of BF3 has no purpose me for as I can only get kills with Jets.