Dear Marvel, just use Run the Jewels for everything.

I was able to tell by the pixels.

“What If Someone Was Willfully Obtuse About This Film’s Plot, The Writer’s Intention, And The Process Of Filmmaking Altogether?”

I’ve never understood the appeal of these types of videos. If you make these videos or enjoy them, you clearly hate film.

Fuck this fucking fucker.

Never forget Greensleeves. Fucking. Greensleeves. Never forget, and never forgive.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

She looks hot, and people would've given her the exact same level of shit whether she was a mother or not. The "she's a mother" angle is just a way to appear more sanctimonious. She would've still been called a whore if she was childless.

Boy, you sure showed me. Calling me "dummy." And yes, that is how insurance works. Premiums are part of your compensation package. Your employer doesn't pay for them out of the goodness of their heart. I make a certain amount, but I don't see all that money. Because fully 1/3 of my compensation goes to my health…

It's rough work, crusading for healthy alternatives, if my experience as the Hildegard of Bingen of Vegannaise has taught me nothing else.