“Hey, Tic-Tac! You ever notice how the snappy dialogue dries up once a guy starts soiling his union suit?”

My no go franchise restaurant is Olive Garden. It’s a crime to call it Italian food. Especially compared to another Italian chain restaurant like Carrabba’s.

Ms. Shepard- Bravo! You speak a great truth here. Fortunately for me, my wife is no slouch with the mute button.
I myself played a mental drinking game for every time when someone on SoA (usually Jax) uttered a phrase that takes the form of "It's not about <blank>, it's about <blankity-blank>."

I imagine this to be the inner soundtrack for these types of dudes.

Related: My ex was a paparazzi briefly in the 90's and she once told me: "Brad Pitt smells like B.O."