Saw it live. If this gif was 1/2 a second longer, you'd see a smile on garrett's face as this was done in jest. If the gif was seven weeks longer, you'd see Jerry Jones sneaking behind him with a knife drawn and raised.

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

Turns out most of the generally believed details about Genovese's murder are wrong: The Kitty Genovese Murder and the Social Psychology of Helping: The Parable of the 38 Witnesses.

"St. Jetersburg" is the name of Derek Jeter's Florida home.

Both Levy and the technical director model are fine. Once Bale decided he was out, they invested the money pretty wisely (though I guess they could've bought a couple more central defenders).

Wait. Fabio Capello is going to quit the Russian national team just before the World Cup? Does he want to get killed?

Whoever they end up hiring, I just hope it's someone who's fluent in English. God knows that we don't need to repeat the same mistakes that were make with Harry Redknapp.

Perhaps. Certainly from a CL qualification point of view, you have a strong point. I look at it as lateral move over the next five years with the potential to do something more at Spurs. You have a boat load of money at Spurs. You have a Chairman willing to spend. And, in Dortmund, you have what I perceive is a selling…

Then there are a couple up-and-comers like Ajax's Frank de Boer

Are we talking about the Champions League draw?

before ozil, so i don't think it is aplicable

Uh huh...Almost everyone I work with has a college degree or an advanced degree. Two of my best friends are a Assistant DA and a defense attorney, there is a big difference between "the war of drugs" and drugs generally being illegal. If it was such an obvious thing they should be legal it would be the case in more…

Around here, if the meter reader knew Williams owned the house, and saw a tall, athletic black man of the 18-25 demographic staying at the house, it would be much more likely for him to think, "Oh, that's a Carolina player," than, "Oh, derp, racism, derp."

Just to be clear here since you seem to be glossing over this fact. He was in fact breaking the law, and was in fact caught in a legal way, and was treated exactly as he should have been. Yes drug laws are perhaps stupid (I don't think that is nearly as clear as the druggies seem to), but the law is the law, you…

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE. There it is! The race card! I MEAN, THANK THE LORD, REALLY. I thought this story might squeak through without anyone jumping to a moronic conclusion.

Well, yes, sometimes. That's part of why I'm so popular in Skins foursomes.

Good god.

I'm not one to care much for rankings, be it when the USMNT was overrated or those times for when they were underrated. The "relevance" Jurgen has helped foster in my opinion is creating a pipe-line between European club soccer and US players. More young players are seeking out opportunities in Europe, and more…

Angela Merkel?

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