Kudos to you for lasting as long as you did, and for whatever help/justice you were able to provide. I could never, ever, ever do family law like that. I don't think that even the knowledge that I had saved a billion kids from bad parents would offset knowing that I failed to help even one....

Not to further ruin your day, but I'm a lawyer who clerked in family court for a judge assigned solely to cases of child abuse and neglect, termination of parental rights, and KLG. We had about 12 to 20 cases. Every day. Every week. In one county. With three other judges assigned to handle the same number of such…

Because there's NO WAY Sinead staged a giant publicity stunt centered around the most talked about person in music right now so that we might, um, talk about Sinead again, right? No, this had absolutely no upside for her. /sarcasm

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Sinead pulls a classic slut shaming stunt and Miley is STILL your personal pinata?? What in the actual fuck you guys.
I can't believe I'm saying this but LEAVE MILEY ALONE ALREADY.

Cute, but I'm failing to see the how this isn't totally the self-congratulatory, self-gratifying, delusional streak a lot of people see in 'millennials' (ugh, I hate using that phrase). Sometimes you have to work the shit jobs..and her job sounds AMAHZING. I hoping she's even able to find a good job after this, really.

It's a clearly attention seeking video about how this poor soul had a job for less than 2 years (!) where she shit talk her boss-I'm not seeing the amazing in it, I guess.

"It's okay. You're only 15."
"No, I'm not. I'm 24."

Hole-in-the-condom paternity extortion schemes.

It sounds like you might have gotten a bit of both. If these men know you well and never bothered to ask you out, it's probably because they don't want to date you. I have no doubt there is a percentage of men who don't want to be asked out, as I noted elsewhere. I just think that percentage is small and skews older.…

Dating/socializing with young professionals in DC:

No. I DO get the point. I agree it shouldn't be this way, but it is. It is how things are. I've experienced it enough to know that.

Just because you ask, doesn't mean I still can't say no. But that doesn't mean that we object to being asked out.

Yeah, that's absolutely correct. I live not far from you — the MD suburbs of DC — and it's true here, too. And it's true pretty much everywhere. "Your paycheck does not define you" is one of those things that sounds great, but doesn't happen in real life. It's not as simple as gold-digging. That's far too simplistic…

There's a difference between rejecting someone and being offended by a woman asking.

"No one's value is the value of their paycheck."

"Women can ask you on dates. If you don't like it, don't act like it's some violation of nature."

Thank you for clearing that up, bro. Because, you know, no one on Deadspin is going for a cheap laugh.

Duke Lacrosse Team: [Read story about Auburn Lax player arrested for simple kidnapping]

He was awful and deserved it.

Di Canio regrets being so Mussolenient with the players.