This guy is way too intense about ping pong, especially for someone who doesn't earn any money playing it.

I like his show better when he's napping.

TSA = Thousands Standing Around

I know, I was only kidding about a spleen donor. No one has ever convinced me that a spleen does anything at all. If you really needed one, I'd sell you mine at slightly under market price. I haven't checked the spleen market in some time, so I can't quote you a figure here.

Ah, okay. I wasn't asking to be judgmental, I just wasn't sure what you meant. Glad you made it, and I hope you find a spleen donor someday soon. Be well.

Well wasn't it your fault if you ran through a red light? Or are you contesting that?

Humor can often be a great relief from tragedy. But I agree that "right way" jokes would not be funny in this circumstance. Not at all. Unless, of course, they were done in appropriate fashion.

It'll be a while before people stop making "been a while" jokes about this.

Yeah, kid, this is the NFL. The selfie celebrations are much different in Brett Favre's Wrangler League.

He hates talking to the media. The guy was asking if he was going to talk to the media after the game.

The implication is that you and Timothy have Gronk on your fantasy team and are so stoked about it that you decided to post about him on your sporty blog.

Gronk is just excited that he gets to go to Dairy Queen after the game.

When you play with heart! But without brain! It's supposed to hurt!

So it's only a distraction in the locker room, not on the sideline? Got it.

I love that the Gatorade-opener has an earpiece. The Jets are truly a professional organization.

It's no use spilling milk while crying.

That guy is taking the fight against breast cancer way too literally.

Goodell should be well prepared for a knock-down, drag-out hearing.

"Who cares? I'll tell you who cares: I CARE. And if you don't like it, there's the door..."