"Just had it lying around? Dude, I told you, I bought the doll for Halloween. I'm going as that punchy football guy."

Well, you don't have to worry about it if it's already killing YOU, just stay away from US, okay?

Blade Runner kills his girlfriend in the dark and gets 10 months. Blade evades paying taxes while dark and gets three years. Wake up, people.

Meanwhile, in another locker room...

Don't point at me, Tony Romo

Practice. Browns QBs spend a lot of time on the ground.

There's an excellent chance that's actually Charlie Frye.

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

So by your standard, a team is only relevant if it wins the title? They were in the National Championship game less than two years ago. They were ranked #5 before tonight's loss (which was close as hell). They have a TV deal that puts them on national television every week. Someone loved their star linebacker…

IVE CLICKED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES AS HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN SO FUCK YOU STUPID ARROW IM DONE I DONT EVEN WANT TO WATCH ANYMORE

Just ask Wes Welker if he remembers playing with this guy. Problem solved.

"...you don't listen to Chris Brown because he punched his girlfriend for giving him a STD?"

It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat, you dumb bastard.

Seal - Fly Like An Eagle

I KNOW!!! Fuck this shit ans deadspin and there shit coverage of anything sports. LOL that was funny there coverages of Nhl season is just Wikipedia link?? They even pretend to cover sports blog. Fuck this guys. As a lifelong Cards and Blues fan sometime I have wondered if they just post ridiculous shit cuz idiot…

Goddamn that was a classy reply.

This is the face of every sports-watching guy in America. Completely ignorant of the impossibly hot model sitting next to him on the immaculately clean love seat. You throw on a hat, grab your nerf football and your generic foam #1 glove, you turn on the game and the models are just there, somehow. You don't even…

Pablo Sandoval couldn't stretch far enough to corral Bumgarner's errant throw.

Awww wassup now, joey? Wassup now? Roo Star Hip Hop, bitch!

And still everyone speaks of corporate overlords as if they're somehow a bad thing.