I had something I wanted to say, but you were so late putting up this open thread that I've already forgotten. It was probably really stupid anyway.

Why was there no open thread for this match? Weekend Deadspin is lazy Deadspin.

The parent company that owns Carl's Jr. bought Hardee's and replaced all the food with the exact same food that Carl's Jr. serves. As I understand, it's the same restaurant, just called Carl's Jr. out West and Hardee's in the Midwest/East. So I'm not sure why they have a separate ranking. Do Hardee's employees…

"I'm overwhelmed by these reactions! It feels like the entire country is cheering about LeBron and I returning home."

It's easy to understand how they are intertwined, and you explained it well. They borrow tips, shortcuts, and glitches from one another. But it's also very easy to understand why people don't get what you're saying and why they'll always see manual speed runs as requiring more skill than TAS — because manual speed…

Bill Simmons: [fixed on his notes, searching for a way to further embarrass himself]

Their official school logo is "KU". Edit: logo is probably not the right word, but they use a "KU" script in official school signage, markings, headings and banners, etc.

It might be because Cameron passes the ball to the other team right in front of our net.

I only watched the whole thing because I thought he was lying about there not being something funny at the end. I could have just skipped ahead to find out, but I thought it would be rewarding to wait for it. It was not.

Nah, you're just a hateful troll. You have no sense of humor, and I'm not sure you even know what 'incessant' means. Hey, was this a funny comment? http://gawker.com/hmmm-i-see-som…

I take it from your biting remark that you're Uruguayan and have been offended by my comment. I sincerely apologize.

Jaws is dead, bro. Too soon.

That's stupid. Peyton can't bite people. He never takes his helmet off.

I'm not a huge fan of these new Uruguayan kits. The color scheme doesn't even match their flag.

Since when have Americans needed an excuse to get shit-faced?

Goddam is his face jacked up. He looks like he's just been at a party with Hope and Jerramy Stevens.

She's probably going to say "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

Hahahaha! You stupid underaged Japanese anime children! Haha! You now feel the wrath of CNN International in all its might and in all its stupid fucking tweets about you... Yes, you... you fictitious Japanese cartoon child... You will choke on smothering coverage and scolding hot takes about how unappreciated you…

It's good that Jolie Kerr will be there to clean up, because Tom Ley is a human shitstain. No offense.

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