I’d feel pretty dumb if I knew there was an HOA before I bought the property, agreed to abide by the HOA when I bought the property, and then complained about having an HOA. Because only an idiot would do that.

If you don’t want to deal with the hassle of an HOA then don’t buy a house in an HOA.

Suddenly the illuminated Spirit of Ecstasy seems like a good investment.

I really like it, makes me feel like everyone has become at least a marginally better person. Even famous people I hate like LeBron James. I think Trump may be a genius, eventually he will do something to outrage every single American, little by little, and in the end bring us all together and unite us again. God…

NO MORE MR. PRICE FLY

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

This... was not my best take.

No no no, it’s not “Motor,” if you refer to an engine as a “Motor,” you have to pronounce it “Modur.”

So does that mean they’re not coming here then?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Veterinarians.

Don’t forget this one:

America Ocean, It’s big, it’s the best ocean.

Ocean’s Eleven?

“Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day.

But is it going to suck

I am ashamed of my ignorance.

Before anybody starts to complain about “unnecessary” regulations / standards / mandates: Don’t forget about the added weight and cost associated with:

I had a ‘67 912 that was custom painted at the factory in Champagne Yellow. I picked it up at the factory the day before the factory closed for the changeover to the unfortunate ‘68 model with the air pump. I later learned that Porsche had run out of the 912 chassis and that mine was a converted 911 chassis (s/n…