You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

This... was not my best take.

No no no, it’s not “Motor,” if you refer to an engine as a “Motor,” you have to pronounce it “Modur.”

So does that mean they’re not coming here then?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Veterinarians.

Don’t forget this one:

America Ocean, It’s big, it’s the best ocean.

Ocean’s Eleven?

“Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day.

But is it going to suck

I am ashamed of my ignorance.

Before anybody starts to complain about “unnecessary” regulations / standards / mandates: Don’t forget about the added weight and cost associated with:

I had a ‘67 912 that was custom painted at the factory in Champagne Yellow. I picked it up at the factory the day before the factory closed for the changeover to the unfortunate ‘68 model with the air pump. I later learned that Porsche had run out of the 912 chassis and that mine was a converted 911 chassis (s/n…

No doubt. Even the aftermarket stereo with BT in my Land Rover works absolutely perfectly, every time. On my VW and BMW, the call quality is better than with the phone itself most of the time. I will say, my friends with iPhones seem to have WAAAAY more issues with this than my friends with Android. I have a Moto-X…

Someone was just lookin’ for a good price on some unmolested headlights to replace the foggy set on their Diablo.

Stop it. We can pretend that never happened. Since it didn’t. :(

Range Rover knock offs:

He’s probably more of a GasBuddy person