I had been dating Brad for almost 2 years, we were in love. I was, then, as now, a very insatiable creature, back then however I was a virgin. We had groped and kissed and blown (no return favor yet though) and fingered and everything else, but we hadn't done it. I was a good Catholic girl, he was a good Catholic boy.

For the love of God, can the state of Michigan break away from the whole Eminem-Kid Rock nonsense.

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."