He is actually pretty scary if you think about it.

Cool cool cool Willy-Dub, sounds great, but how imaginary is the health and dental bennies? Also- sick days?

I was recently asked three times during a performance review whether I planned to get pregnant and then told that I could never do my job if I were pregnant or if I had kids. No, I could do my job, but I’d probably like to cut back on these dozens of hours of unpaid overtime every week required to keep all the balls…

That is an interview question that is illegal to ask. But what are you gonna do? You feel like you won’t have a chance if you point this out, but you feel the same way if you just answer.

Ever met an Australian? I totally believe it.

Aussie dude sounds too good to be true.

Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

Thanks?

Seriously, as a 25 year old who’s never had sex, where is everyone having all of this sex?

This cannot possibly be news to most people. I’m cool with like, 20 minutes start to finish and then Netflix.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

I am SO SAD for your sexy shower disaster, but absolutely delighted by your mother-in-law. What a lady.

Your MIL sounds kind of awesome.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

For real - for $400 a night you can stay somewhere that is an ACTUAL hotel. Why bother with the unknowns that AirBnB provides?

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

A very astute comment. A+ to your parenting skills.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”