4D Rollercoaster.

No. Fuck this. It might be fine out in the wild, but not in my goddamn kitchen.

I subconsciously added gulping noises whenever it changed around.

Why is "Watch the Skies" a news story?

It kind of looks like Steam Marines

Just Cause 2

Why is there a TARDIS just casually thrown in a river?

Okay. There are many many many other series that I'd rather see on the big screen, but I guess Dragonriders is on my list too at the very bottom.

Are you a bad enough dude to save the president's daughter from a future space prison?

Hell, I have a hard time getting them to stay in a ring on my desk, let alone in my digestive tract.

Psh, that at least has the characters from the game and the same kind of tone.

Black Lotus, Black Lotus, Surprise Deployment, Phage the Untouchable.

Rex from Fallout: New Vegas

An AIBO. It's technically cheaper but it only does a couple of tricks, gets outclassed by a real dog easily, and is made in Asia.

That's some sensual push.

So, uh, why is the image on my FB feed of Hat Films? They even said on Twitter "We are not associated with it in any way."

Blizzard DID own DotA though. Now Valve owns it.

Things I wish were different:

Alakazam