Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

The prankster then tried to pull the same trick off on some Arsenal fans, only for them to respond with "Nice try, dickwad, but our club doesn't believe in the transfer market."

Better than last week's ad for the game versus NE, whose racially loaded imagery of a thug in a hoodie caused such an outcry.

"Ya burnt, Atlanta"
-Sherman

It was about time they took down the old sign.

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

Tony Bosch: I'm sorry man, I can't do it, needles freak me out too, plus I could have serious problems if I'm linked to this.

I spent the good part of the 90's in arcades. Not once do I remember having electrodes connected to my brain. At least not that I know of. Wait ... am I still in the 90's, playing a game about the year 2014? If so, the base game can use some improvements, but the games within the game are pretty sweet.

Is Pussy Riot going to be playing at the opening ceremony? I sure do hope so, they are a swell bunch of gals.

Oh man, why's the video so short? I wanted to hear what these unassailable paragons of journalistic integrity had to say about Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka another seven or eight minutes down their list.

They need a central midfielder who can be the link between defense and attack, you say? How fucking great would it've been if they'd bought Michael Bradley? Never would've happened, but still an underpants-tightening pipe dream.

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

Agreed. Adding a bunch of made-up judged competitions just looks like a ruse to pad the medal total of nations with children rich enough to participate in them.

Sounds like this Charles character went a little overboard on the legal marijuana and is short on some funds. Damn hippy

When you need a Dude Man Brah to support you, it's probably time to hit the gym, sugar tits.

Red McCombs: God damnit, I want Saban! That guy was one play away from the national championship. Texas should be able to go eeny-meeny-miny-moe and get that guy.

Yeah, but look at allllll those championships Red's teams have won.

"Look Tiger, one of us had to pull out."