Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

That's easy: Jerry Sandusky.

That's easy: Jerry Sandusky.

Houston Texans

Here it is about the Cincinnati Bengals...

I see a resemblance.

Yeah, looks like a brain fart on Strong's part. He tucks his head into his chest like he's taking a piledriver. He should have done the opposite to take AJ's (rather lame) finisher.

I thought a coaches first responsibility was to make money for Chick-fil-a and Meineke?

In America each of the 55 kids would be allowed to score and given a participation trophy.

Chris, I'm a Minnesotan who completely agrees with your stance and helped vote down the marriage amendment. I read and enjoyed your book. I'll probably buy your next one, too...

PUNTERS WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO

Even though Philly sold all their tickets, three of four Eagles fans will definitely be blacked out.

Marc Gasol is shaking his head at you.

The Guardian's list is full of left-wingers. Probably.

Only after you run it through the wash a few times.

Total number of football games played at Candlestick?

"All right! We're coordinating now, bitches!"

*Dancing with the Stars producer gets long lasting erection, seeks medical attention*

And so begins the slow journey to soccer's corporate sponsored uniforms...