He was asking for it.
Motorcycle riders have a way to shut the whole thing down.
He must have secretly wanted to be hit.
If he didn’t want to be hit, he shouldn’t have dressed that way.
It must have been a consensual vehicular collision.

we didn’t see him, but we knew he was nearby because you could hear the music getting louder.

That tire pressure guage, tho.

Millions. Millions per pilot.

I think that kind of sports his claim though. Amirite?

with great moustache, comes great responsibilities.

Soldiers may have some weird terminology and most of us have some... different... perspectives on life, but at the end of the day, we are just a bunch of dudes (and dudettes) trying to have a good time.

We demand more Scout/Bronco-type vehicles!

Expedition ≠ Bronco

Woah woah woah woah woah... many officers are some of the funnest, Chiving, functional-alcoholics you will ever meet!

... there are certainly douchnozzles among us, but we try to “demote from within” in such scenarios.

Years... yeeeeears... decades even... of training just... *poof*.

It may not ruin their lives, but it can sure as hell ruin their careers... which... can ruin their lives.

(Not me)

Shit, I sing “(Like a) Wrecking Ball” every time I have a guy on hoist ops, or when I have a sling load...

...cuz pilots get bored stuck with the same people for hours on end...

... and sometimes is scares the new guy on the hoist to thinking I am going to slam him into some trees. —- Like a wrecking ball.

Ha, I said the same thing!

Right!? Flying is absolutely incredible... if you don’t have to foot the bill.

Agreed on all accounts.

Most appropriate use of “Mad props!”

The Mooney bit was a bit of a joke, since a few years actually had a Porsche engine option. 944 though... that’s probably about right, hahaha!

An early 90’s Taurus, then?

More like... no wait... that is 100% correct. Carry on. Nothing to see here.

/ Mooney was a Porsche! And Air-cooled!
// Cessna 172 is the bug-smashing Honda Civic!
/// The UH60 is a 90’s F250 Lariat!

If only there was some sort of armored fixed wing aircraft that would be better for CAS missions...

(LOVE the F16... but also love the A10)