Captain Marvel movie. Captain Marvel movie. CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE, DAMMIT.

Yes. More cities talking. Maybe they could be in a miniseries.

Complaining about food you let get cold or slow service if you're taking forever is silly. But...

According to the CDC, Males who have sex with males (MSM) make up only 4% of the male population, but make up 78% of new HIV cases among males, and 63% of all new HIV cases.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS MY CHANCE! My favorite Yelp review EVER was from a guy who reviewed a Chinese spot in the San Diego Airport (already sounds delish, right?) called "Emerald Express." He was LIVID that the food was terrible, and stated that he couldn't believe it, "EMERALD LAGASSE WOULD ROLL OVER…

BTW, that ALMOST read "since before Americans had to pretend we cared about soccer," which I nixed because I didn't want to deal with irate, self-righteous soccer fans. Which, now that I've commented, I'm sure I'm going to have to deal with irate, self-righteous soccer fans. Oh goodie.

I was alone and a little tipsy.

Yup. I totally loved the "GOT YOUR BACK, BROSEF" nod he gave to Jon right afterwards.

"shot by some little Zelda/Link motherfucker"

The eyes on your eyelids are terrifying. Its kind of like:

Sorry for leaving out the return of Hot Pie. Truth is I kept accidentally calling him Hot Pocket so I decided it was best to leave him out.

In today's episode of Missing the Point with your host, Bears:

I would like to file an official complaint to have them bring back Chris from Skins so that we have someone other than this hot bloody mess to focus our eye beams on.

This is for you. and myself. and everyone else who has an undying love for Simon. and also to further confuse everyone's feelings about the creepiest hot dude on this show. YA WELCOME!

It totally sucks. You have every right to be bothered by this, it bothers me too. I'd like nothing more than for the FDA to create a "work around" for this issue. However, at the moment, there is none. My response to the original article is to refute the idea that donating blood or the blood banking industry is…

I would from now on would like my name to be Lady Gay

In defense of Dawn, cut the girl some slack, will you. She's 14 years old and has to live with a superpowered bratty older sister, which brings with her ton of super-powered ennemy, like a pissed-off ex-boyfriend for example. Then, at fourteen, she learns that she's not real, just a few months old ball of mystical…