I have NSFW stories aplenty to testify the same.

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

are you aware you’re on the internet my friend

I’ve always preferred Death of a Cheerleader where Becca from Life Goes On stabs her to death with a cucumber knife and then blames it on the goth kid.

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

Hey, if I wanted my crazy Jewish grandmother’s opinion on my sex life...

Holy.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

This is really ridiculous. I’m all for college students speaking out against abuse or hate speak, but this was simply a critically thinking professor who has a different stance/opinion than some other campus feminists. Feminism is not a monolith! We are all allowed to have different feminist beliefs!!

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

I don’t think that cynicism and awe are mutually exclusive experiences. I’m cynical and methodical in the way I analyze situations — and that makes it all the more simple for me to know something sublime when I see it.

I’m not sure he needs to come and with the “I condemn him” statements regarding Josh “pumpkinhead” Duggar in order for people to understand that him saying he doesn’t support him or his actions means just that.

Thank you so fucking much! Seriously!

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

good call. save your sanity for those that are sane and making critiques.

thank you! i actually do not mind that post because it’s such an obviously incorrect claim—he’d have been better off taking me down with something more realistic. i also tend to trust that—as happened on that issue—whenever men’s rights advocates and very far left feminists are mad at me for the same reason…