I literally feel sick right now after reading this. This guy sounds like a fucking nightmare.

The " .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!" line was a little much. I kind of feel like the entire thing was done to make the mom feel better about herself and her decision.

The first one came out when I was 23 and my step daughter was 9. I'm 31 now and my step daughter is almost 17. At 23, I was trying so desperately to instill the idea of unity and individualism for her that HSM stood for that I honestly didn't realize how cheesy the movie was. I watch it again now, and while I still…

I'm super impressed at how long Zac was able to keep his addiction under wraps. That man is still gorgeous and talented. He can come stay at my house.

I got down to my pre-baby weight when my son was about a year old, I think...but my body still doesn't look the same as it did before I got pregnant. Everything that stretched during pregnancy is a little bigger; the muscles just need to be tightened up. My son is 2 and I struggle sometimes with wanting so badly to…

Oh my god. Oh my god. These people do not represent me as an American.

Sweet!!! Oh wait, can't wear crop tops anymore. Dammit.

Why did I not know that they were Scientologists? *grumble grumble* :\

I know, right?? That's what I was thinking...a pedophile would have no fun watching that performance.

This is all wonderfully hilarious. Thank you.

Soooo...as someone who is completely ignorant to Greek life, what exactly do sororities look for in a girl trying to pledge? What qualities do they want?

Agreed!! My 13-year-old white ass needed it too. I think the whole concept is just too advanced for the brains of many adolescents. Not ALL, but many.

Oh my god, lol. This guy is delusional. I wonder what his mother did to him to make him hate women so much.

I see evil in Bob Larsen's eyes. His poor daughter!

After much thought (probably too much thought; thought that really could have been used elsewhere, but whatever) the word that sums up her performance for me is simply "awkward".

I refuse to immortalize my reaction publicly.

Me too!

My biggest heartbreak was finding out Bijou Phillips was a Scientologist.

I had never seen that music video before. I'd heard the song on the radio a couple of times...is the video a joke?? Please tell me it's supposed to be a parody.

I know, right??? It sounds like her 2-year-old daughter is the reincarnation of a fictional, retired SNL character. What are the odds?