There's got to be a more painless way to have a lobotomy than this...

Must be hard to breathe in that room...

lol Samsung Blue vs Samsung White? Who gives a shit? Samsung wins either way!

It's tough to be Indy.
You raid the Lost Ark, make your way through the Temple of Doom to join the Last Crusade and all of a sudden you find yourself in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull...

Well it is an HK-51 mass production model, not the iconic and unique HK-47.
But then again even if they gave you HK-47 it still wouldn't be the same because the game is an MMO, meaning every other chump will have the same companion.

You can have an HK companion in the game.

"Surprise!" said nobody, ever.

The novelty has worn off? You don't say...
Investing in a company is one thing, crowd-funding is throwing your money away.
The start-up company which takes your money on Kickstarter is the only one benefiting.

Have you seen his teeth? You'd have an easier time knocking in the Jaws shark's teeth.

Great! I can finally play as a clownface!

One does not simply walk into Mordor...
One must purchase DLC first!

Sounds a little rapey...

Hey, hey! Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Yeah, it's clear they have their foot up their arses.
Ger 7 > 1 Bra

Ouch, looks a little...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Messi.

Garfield?

"You think Destiny was a blast? Wait 'till you get a load of Mohammed!"

The previous one was Mitchell and Webb. Here's some Smith and Jones fer ya:

...including an augmented spec ops soldier who realizes he's the bad guy?

Oh yeah!? Well in Korea and Vietnam these noodles are a side dish to the dog!