No. The jurors assess whether the prosecution has presented enough evidence to support a conviction based on the laws as written.

There was a woman on the jury that flat out would never believe a good clean kid would sell drugs. They had finger prints. They had a confession, they had video. 

That is 30mm in non retard units.

{fart noise}

I want more info on the Changli.

Nah I’ve watched B is for Build for a while, I’d say the guy is legit.

The 2015 Mustang was a totaled car to begin with, so he was taking a totaled car and turning it into something else.

I’ll take the aged steak....and could you smother it in A1 please.

What are you gonna do with the other 4 minutes and 24 seconds?

SNL has a skit about some language learning program, and Bill Hader’s character creepily says, “I’m learning Thai so I can go to Thailand... for a thing.” That’s all there was to it, and that joke wouldn’t work if the audience didn’t know about a reputation of Thailand.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Which is the ONLY reason that you don’t run a world-class Formula One team, I’m sure.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

Here’s a solution. Take a fruit, you know, those things that grow on trees, you can find them at a grocery. Wash them. Put them in your mouth. Chew. Swallow. “Disorder” solved.

I don’t think this was a good way for Koenigsegg to correct the record. They should have tweeted, “Quick jump on this One:1 before Bonham’s figures out how much it’s really worth”... which would have alerted Koenigsegg’s Saudi clientele, that follow their Twitter page, this auction is coming up and they need to bid…

I still love his He Said / He Said review of the Audi RS4. I was in an awful job at the time and reading every Jalopnik story everyday helped pull me through. I’m so sad he died so young.

You’ve exposed me as a man who does no research prior to posting jokes. You and I are now enemies. 

Those are just adding insult to injury.

I think you just became ‘That Guy’.