He’s basically what the movie “Rookie of the Year” would have been if the kid had been Ben Shapiro. 

OK? The New York Times isn’t claiming to have invented Set, just like it’s not claiming to have invented Sudoku or crossword puzzles. What the Times did do was make versions of these games on its website.

These are the kind of people who read Footloose as a story of the perfect town ruined by that no-good rapscallion Kevin Bacon.

If it gets out that socialism gives you beautiful shiny hair and bangs that actually look cute, the GOP is OVER forever. 

They might as well have had Alabama play Clemson. Neither of these blowouts favors doing playoffs at all.

The price is inversely proportional to the significance of the summit. 

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Everything about this kills me, but what really got me was the Jim Halpert-style look into the camera at the end. I can’t imagine a more perfect 13 seconds.

Hey, I love it! Think I will hang sleeping bags from the mantel this year!

Hey, I love it! Think I will hang sleeping bags from the mantel this year!

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

I am SO OFFENDED by large pro-Trump tattoos, especially ones that are hard to cover up and/or on painful to remove areas!! You can really trigger this libtard by tattooing his name across your forehead in the bold letters of the impact font.

His hood kept getting knocked off in doorways.

You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?

He’s definitely not going to the good place.

Everyone has been horrible, but you just didn’t hear about it unless it was in your town.

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

You claim that Elizabeth Warren benefited from claiming Native ancestry, yet you provide no documentation to support that.

-Elizabeth Warren has never mentioned her ancestry to get a job. Jobs that people have claimed to have hired her based on race have said “we literally never knew about that until after she was hired.” They have said this many, many times.

It’s an extremely dry whine, too.  Made of only the sourest grapes.  

Perpetual victimhood is the whine of white conservatives everywhere.