Lego D.Va’s new special ability - she drops caltrops whenever she takes damage.

2hr parking is so people running quick errands or going to a restaurant, meeting or whatever can find a spot.

This guy is avoiding paying maybe $100 a month to park his $100,000 minivan in the deck that is literally across the street from his office.

I can see how you got that opinion of me from that. I’m just tired of late night show host idea of humor pointing out very obvious hypocrisies in the Trump administration and being called brave and part of the #resistance. Especially when these “jokes” come from NBC who did more than even Fox News to humanize and…

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I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

It’s so, so much worse than this article suggests. For instance, 1) the custody battle is with his mistress. 2) Trump has chosen him for Communications Director, which is technically superior to Press Secretary. 3) He was replaced by Sean Spicer after his mistress revealed their love child.

Seriously, if this anonymous caller’s hood has a “local drug house,” shouldn’t he be calling the police about that?

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

Hillary lost the election, because she didn’t win enough contests. The popular vote is not a thing, stop trying to pretend it is. The election is a series of games, and each candidate needs to win a majority of them to take the cup. It doesn’t matter if you win one game by a huge number of points if you go on to lose…

Thank god ICE is here to protect us from nerd artists.  They might have drawn a sword on someone.

Her story started to crumble when she talked about her one of her favorite memories at Miami, Ohio was attending games of the school’s top ranked Hurricanes football team.

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Yeah, that describes 45's posse and unfortunately 99 percent of my family on one side, and 40 percent on the other. They may lemming themselves into the lava, but they’ll sadistically hurt and destroy anyone who doesn’t believe in Cheezus up there until he falls from grace. They went somewhere I could never go: and…

(33/2)+7=23.5

Not just half your age, but only a year older than your teenage daughter.

the automakers would literally not do a single thing if regulation didnt force their hand. They have only innovated because they were forced to. They, and all extraction based industries will be happy to watch the world and hteir kids/grandkids live in a climate ravaged world so they can make some extra cash now. 

Any chance they can get Alec Baldwin to star as Trump?

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

Here’s a deal I’d be willing to make with Trump supporters: I’ll seek help for my “Trump Derangement Syndrome” if you seek help for your Obama Derangement Syndrome, your Clinton Derangement Syndrome, your Soros Derangement Syndrome, your Immigrant Derangement Syndrome, your “Liberal” Derangement Syndrome, your College…

Just don’t bring the Mustang...