Excellent, now my dreams cloning Kevin Harvick can come to fruition.

Sounds like someone needs a bass hovercraft.

When you start comparing thrust producing engines to torque producing engines, the comparison is apples and oranges. Brake horsepower is an actual measurement of the torque on the output shaft while equivalent horsepower numbers quoted for a jet engine (or rocket engine if that's the case) are thermodynamic horsepower…

I talked to a guy who bass fished professionally and another thing is that a lot of these tournaments aren't restricted to the main body of water that you launch in. If you can gain water access to any tributary, it's fair game but you've gotta haul ass to get there.

My Audi never stops dinging at you. It dings for about 10 seconds, stops, 10 seconds later, it starts back up again.

The spider eyes are for the European market while the other headlights are for the U.S. market. The headlight regulations are different thus the discrepancy.

I knew a few people in college who refused to wear a seatbelt. They also refused to ride in a car with me claiming I drove too fast. As far as I'm concerned any non-zero velocity is too fast without a seatbelt.

Totally agree on the seatbelt thing. For starters, it’s illegal not to wear a seatbelt. None of this back seat bullshit, everyone has to wear a seatbelt. Side note: some people think it’s ok to not wear a seatbelt when you’re in the back seat. Not true, still illegal and it also makes it more dangerous for the people…

So says the elitist jackass proclaiming the benefits of living in the city.

Came here to post this. Midway is not only a pain in the dick to get to but in a shitty neighborhood. The airport is in the weirdest spot: the middle of a neighborhood, in the middle of a road (Cicero Ave).

I prefer the suburbs since they are much further away from elitist jackasses.

I have a weird soft spot for the Dodge Dart and the Plymouth Duster. It’s cool and classic but not so classic that people would be pissed if you decided to go resto-mod and do whatever the hell you wanted to it. Like putting a turbo V8 in it...

I wrote an article about this on Oppositelock.

There is a Kerbal Space Program mod where you can use the Orion propulsion system.

Let's not get caught up in the particulars because I need a big trunk and a friend who can keep a secret.

You just never know when you will need to put a dead hooker in the trunk.

That fuel shark guy never really seemed to understand this either.

once you go black, you never go back.

Maybe they were pissed at that coup d'état with impeccably bad timing?

I can't believe I had to go down this far to find this one. I knew a guy who worked on this.